he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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