The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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