Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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