Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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