I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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