I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize