I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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