a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
