She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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