God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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