Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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