i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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