They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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