so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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