That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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