I must be too annoying 4 u.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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