Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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