Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You can make out without kissing
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