what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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