Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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