is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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