That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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