U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I should be sponsored by Trojan
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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