Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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