dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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