are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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