in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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