ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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