You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
