How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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