just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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