did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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