Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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