So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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