Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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