She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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