I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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