He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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