At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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