Where is the hickey?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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