I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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