I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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