Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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