just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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