chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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