lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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