Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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