does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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