do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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