So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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