You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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