This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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