Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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