Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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