Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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