Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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